Jokes Unlimited
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Okay Mickey and Minny are in a court room, and the judge asks Mickey, "so let me get this straight Mickey, you're divorcing Minny because she is....what crazy???" Mickey says 'no no no, you didnt hear me, Im divorcing Minny because she is fucking Goofy."

Once there was a fly sitting on a lilypad and over on another lilypad sat a frog. The frog was thinking, if that fly moved down three inches I would have myself a nice meal, down below the water swam a fish, and it was thinking if the fly moved down three inches the frog could have a nice meal and so could I as I eat the frog. On the shore sat a bear and he was thinking the same thing, if the fly moved down three inches, the frog could eat the fly, the fish could eat the frog, and I could eat the fish. Meanwhile, a hunter sat in the woods, and noticed that if the fly moved down three inches, the frog could eat the fly, the fish could eat the frog, the bear eat the fish, and I could shoot the bear and have a nice meal. Inside the hunters napsack sat a mouse, and he noticed the hunter was eating a cheese sandwich, and he noticed that if the fly moved down three inches, the frog could eat the fly, the fish eat the frog, the bear eat the fish, the hunter shoot bear, and mouse get cheese sandwich. Meanwhile on a tree above the hunter sat a cat, and he sees the whole situation, and thinks that if the frog eats the fly, the fish the frog, the bear the fish, the hunter the bear, then it could have the mouse. A few minutes later these chain of events takes place. The frog eats the fly, the fish eats the frog, the bear eats the fish, the hunter shoots the bear, the mouse gets the sandwich, and the cat falls in the water...Whats the moral of the story...Anytime the fly moves down three inches, the puss gets wet.